Ted’s essays

slowing Hoover down

Hoover Scooter’s cup of food now
gets placed in the bowl
with 4 hard rubber toys.

She doesn’t achieve a lady-like
or savoring her food level,
but she no longer eats like
a 3-horsepower shop-vac.

Balls

We are getting along supremely.

She is a sharp cookie,

and a sweetheart.