Ted’s essays


Those kids of mine, and Missy’s have been reproducing. We have now been re-named to help the grandkids. My Mom has also been renamed.

Great Grandma is now “GG”.

One of the grandkids goes by “KK”. That was, I think, how this started.

Now Missy is using “GM”, for Grandma Missy, but she’s claiming it also puts her in charge as General Manager.
I have decided I can live with that as “GT”, can serve Grandpa Ted, as well as establish my next appropriate acquisition.

I could probably settle for slightly less than a GT40. Do you suppose they would accept my first-born as payment?

Surely his wife and 6 kids would support my NEED for speed.